new caffee opend................owners was fill....mrs and bi lady.............one day sexy sax and sexy kat  walked in and asked for english sausage fry up...............up pops up bry the master chef........would you like shrooms with that.............sax says no ty.......then sous pokes his head round saying.....would you like more beans mr taggart........sax n kitty says yes.........so mrs n fill n bi keep cooking,,,,,,,bi gets the whisk out..(for the eggs of course).........fill gets the hash growns out(lol).......mrs gets the sausage out(no pun intended)..............mr n mrs sax sits down with coffee......then........eids tattoo and steel comes and sings to them(in a speedy gonzalis voice) jussssstttttttt 11111111111 cornetto give it to meeeeeeeeeeeee ........then sax jumps up and asks bry the cheif.........marry meeeeeeeeeeeee..............next is to come lol