Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pick up lines... nice tits.
Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
My name is Skittles... wanna taste my rainbow?
Are those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place!
I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
I only have 12 hours to live... please don't let me die a virgin.
I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only 200 women went down on that vessel!
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!
You remind me of a crop, because I wanna plow you.
On a scale from 1 to "the human centipede", how close am I to that ass?
Do you like long cocks on the beach?
Do you have an Asian passport? Because I'm China get into your Japantees
I'd crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you slept with.
Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth??
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
You should join the circus so you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
I'm no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line.
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