A little ditty for anyone else that wonders how Microsoft manage to make more than a dollar fifty a year!
Thanks, Bill!
“It looks like you’re trying to write a letter”
How’s it feel knowing an animated paper clip could do it so much better
And when inevitably you perform an illegal operation
He’ll just shut you down – Don’t expect any co-operation
When you restart the program, he’ll pretend to find a solution
And post some garbled message to add to your confusion
“Please download our latest updated patch”
Yes of course there will be a catch
They will email everyone you know
With a detailed list of the sites to which you go!
Next time you’re perusing in PC Shopper
Make sure you take a look that’s proper
At an alternative to the Microsoft world
Think about the last laptop you threw and hurled
And Bill, I’m writing this on a piece of your software
Please don’t pretend that you don’t know or care
Because you’ve closed me down three times or more
I don’t remember, but I’m sure the paperclip is keeping score!