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TOP 10 PLACES I WANT TO HAVE SEX

10.ELEVATOR WITH GLASS WINDOWS
9. IN FRONT OF POLICE STATION
8.ON A TRANSPORTATION FERRY
7. CANOEING IN A FEDERAL PARK
6. AN ICY COLD OPERATING ROOM ( NIPPLES EXTRA ROCK HARD )
5.ON A FISHING CHARTER BOAT ~ ON DECK
4.MIDDLE OF A COTTON FIELD
3. ON BALCONY IN A PENTHOUSE APARTMENT
2.BATHROOM AT WORK, IN A STALL.

NUMBER 1 PLACE I WANT TO HAVE SEX
FULL MOON UNDER A WATERFALL, SURROUNDED BY NATURE
BELLA

TOP 10 THINGS NOT TO SAY DURING SEX............

10. IS THAT IT?
9. THERE IS MORE,RIGHT?
8. DID YOU ALREADY CUM?
7. FUCK MY ASS, YES PLEASE. (SAID SARCASTICALLY)
6.YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?
5.YEAH, IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE HOT AND WET.
4.YOU GOT THE CONDOM ON ALREADY?
3.WHO THE FUCK IS _________?
2.WHO GETS WET SPOT TONIGHT?
1. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST THE CONDOM!!!!?????

BUT ULTIMATE THING NOT TO SAY~~~~~~
BABY, THIS IS _____________ WE ARE HAVING A THREESOME NOW!

10. Looked in junk drawer ~ I am out of batteries.
9.The grocery store was out of batteries.
8. Island comes home and he's out of batteries.
7. Gas Station out of batteries.
6. I want my freaking batteries.
5. Called pool boy ~ he's out of batteries.
4. Looked in remote~~ no batteries.
3.Emptied purse ~ no batteries.
2. Wrote on grocery list buy DOUBLE and TRIPLE A BATTERIES
1. Neighbor bought new car ~ he can't find his battery

if white is innocent...............

and red is not....................

well I am definately somewhere in between.

I sit here in a cool dark room,.....
Wanting to feel all my body tremble and radiant moist heat,...
Wearing my soft cotton coral colored tee shirt with white satin bikini undies covered with little black hearts,.....
The cotton rubs so slightly against my breast and my nipples are slowly tingling,....
I sit here thinking of him,...
How gently he caresses every inch of my skin,....
How intently he stares deeply into my eyes,.....
I sense the lust want and desire,......
I have my own desires, wants and lusts,...
He rubs his throbbing cock softly between my ass cheeks,...
With the tip he gently rubs the opening of my anus in sensual circular motion,...
Pushing each rotation a little deeper,.....
He wants to slide his cock in my tight ass,...
I secretly may want him too,...
where has my time has gone,....

Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pick up lines... nice tits.
Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
My name is Skittles... wanna taste my rainbow?
Are those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place!
I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
I only have 12 hours to live... please don't let me die a virgin.
I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only 200 women went down on that vessel!
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!
You remind me of a crop, because I wanna plow you.
On a scale from 1 to "the human centipede", how close am I to that ass?
Do you like long cocks on the beach?
Do you have an Asian passport? Because I'm China get into your Japantees
I'd crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you slept with.
Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth??
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
You should join the circus so you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
I'm no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help...
Do you believe in free love? [No] Then how much do you cost?
Hey baby, I'll f**k you so well the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together?
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's in your bra?
I just popped a *****. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just f**k.
You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis.
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart. I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna f**k you.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Hi, I'm gay. Do you think you can convert me?
I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.
If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add more lubricants.
Life is short. Let's f**k and see if there is anything after that.
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
[Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this, and then call me when you're ready.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
[Walk into her chest] "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened!"
If the sun were to stop shining, I'd be your source of vitamin D.
How much will $20 get me?

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock?
I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
Are you from Ireland? 'Cuz my dick's-a-Dublin!
[Look down at your crotch] It's not just going to suck itself.
I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
Are you from Africa? Cause I wanna know Kenya suck this dick?
[Hold up a screw] Wanna screw?
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax!
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!
Is your name Dora? Cause I'll let you explore this dick.
I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" you do down.
Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
I'm easy. Are you?

Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
Do you take Visa?
Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?
You are the reason that god invented boners.
With great penis, comes great responsibility.
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
If you're feeling down, I can fill you up.
There are so many things you can do with the human mouth... why waste it on talking?
How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Would you like a hotdog to go with those buns?
You're like my own personal brand of heroin.
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
I'm a burglar and I'm gonna smash your backdoor in.
Do you wanna do something that rhymes with 'Truck'?
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. Don't let me die!
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
Do you wanna see why my nickname is 'tri-pod'?
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down?
Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."

Hey! Wanna play war? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the f**k outta me!
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?
Do you like jewels? [Yes/No] well, suck my dick, it's a gem.
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.
So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!
Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
Are you gay? [No] Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
If I washed my dick, would you suck it? [No] Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks.
Nice f**king weather. Want to?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
We're out of bleach. Do you want to go in the janitor's closet and make out?    
There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
What do you like for breakfast?
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?
Oh, you're a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition
Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.
Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pussy.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Are you jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish this dick was in your mouth.
Do you work for Papa Johns? Cause you're a fine pizza ass.
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get in your pants.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.
Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f**k.
What can I do to make you sleep with me?
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
I wish you were a screen door, so I could slam you all day long!
Do you like yoga? Cause Yoganna love this dick.
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...

Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.
I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
I'm not Asian but I'll still eat your cat.
Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I'm picturing you holding up my balls.
Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
I have a job for you, but it blows!
Do you have a shovel? Cause I'm diggin' that ass!
The things I would do if I got a few roofies in you.
Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.
You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!
As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
Do you like tapes and CD's? Cause I'm gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD's nuts.
Do you work at the wood store? Cause I could've sworn you gave me wood before.
Do you like soda? Because I'd mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)
Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
"Do you like cherries?" [No.] "Ok, can I have yours?"
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.
Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I'll throw you my meat.
[Excuse me, do you have the time?] "Yes, do you have the energy?"
At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
Do you have a phone in your back pocket? Because your booty is calling me.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
Does your ass have Allstate insurance? [No, why?] Well do you want it to be in good hands?
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
You have been very naughty. Go to my room!
Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love Wendy's nuts slap yo face!
Don't ever change. Just get naked.
Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them...
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
You're so hot, even my pants are falling for you!
Are you from the Philippines? Because I wanna phil you with my penis.
Do you like Ramen Noodles? Cuz I'll be Rammin' my noodle in you later.
Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.
Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place.
Baby I last longer than a white crayon.
Do you like to draw? Cause I put the D in Raw.
We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you.
You remind me of the movie "Scarface" cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.

If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
You're so hot, even my pants are falling for you!
Are you from the Philippines? Because I wanna phil you with my penis.
Do you like Ramen Noodles? Cuz I'll be Rammin' my noodle in you later.
Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.
Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place.
Baby I last longer than a white crayon.
Do you like to draw? Cause I put the D in Raw.
We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you.
You remind me of the movie "Scarface" cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.

If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
You're so hot, even my pants are falling for you!
Are you from the Philippines? Because I wanna phil you with my penis.
Do you like Ramen Noodles? Cuz I'll be Rammin' my noodle in you later.
Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.
Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place.
Baby I last longer than a white crayon.
Do you like to draw? Cause I put the D in Raw.
We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you.
You remind me of the movie "Scarface" cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.

Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.
Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine.
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
Just remember: To you, I am a virgin.
What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
Hi, do you want to have my *****? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
I'm afraid of the dark... Will you sleep with me tonight?
I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours.
Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
I spent over a grand on ***** today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?
Do you come here often or wait till you get home?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants.
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U.
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
You smell like trash. May I take you out?
 

F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Are you from Iraq? 'Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?
You can call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass.
Are you hungry? Cause omelette you suck this dick.
Do you like pudding? Cause I'll be pudding this dick in your ass.
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Do you have an inhaler? Because you've got ass ma.
Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?

I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Forget that! Playing doctor is for *****! Let's play gynecologist.
Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.
You know what I like in a girl? My dick.
Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK'

Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said: "That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

Why dogs are better than ***** 1. Puppies are cheaper than babies.

The going price for babies on the Internet is as much as US$15,000, according to this CNN story. Unicef reckons that the international trade in human babies is worth as much as US$25 million a year, with some parents prepared to pay as much as US$20,000 to secure a choice specimen of babyhood.

Puppies can be had for free from your local pound. Even if you want to buy a purebred puppy from a reputable breeder, you'll probably pay no more than a few hundred bucks.

One of the most fun things about choosing a dog is that you get to choose between hundreds of breeds, each with its own physical characteristics and temperament. If you want a baby that's not the exact same breed as you are, the best you can do is crossbreed and make a mongrel in the process.

Similarly, with babies you're stuck with the questionable contents of your own gene pool. Any registered dog breeder can provide you with comprehensive, verifiable information about your puppy's family history. You may be a bitser but your dog doesn't have to be.

Women: you don't have to kiss your youthful figure goodbye just because you need to hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet around your home (extra bonus: you get twice as many tiny feet). You also won't have to endure morning sickness, midnight cravings, post-natal depression or hours of painful labour. You will not visibly lactate every time a dog barks in your neighbourhood, either.

You will never have to change your puppy's nappies. With careful housetraining, an eight-week-old puppy can be taught to go out back in a week. True, they'll never learn to use the toilet, but imagine how easy parenthood would be if human babies could be taught to crawl through a flap in the door and shit in the yard?

You also don't have to buy a puppy the latest clothes, music, or video games. Apart from a little obedience training, there are few educational costs associated with dog ownership. Your puppy will never ask to borrow the keys to your car, and will never call you in the middle of the night to tell you they've wrecked it. A puppy will not insist on playing heavy metal music at an ear-shattering volume in your house, nor spend it's entire adolescence on the telephone while you are expecting an important call.

After a lifetime of gently introducing puppy to progressive ideas and paying for a university education, a puppy will not repay you by joining the Liberal Party and becoming a real-estate agent.

Parents of ***** ***** will immediately understand the attraction. Just imagine how easily you'd sleep tonight would be if young Jason or Britney had had their gonads removed when they were six months old.

You can also have your puppy microchipped, and convince it to wear a collar tag listing its name, address and your phone number, so that it can be immediately returned to you should it stray.

Which, when you think about it, is about the point at which most parents begin to really regret having *****. Even if you grow tired of little Rover, there's no shame in putting him up for adoption after a few years trial run. *****, however, tend to harbour grievances against their parents if they do this.

Chances are, you will outlive your dog. You will get to see it grow from a gangly puppy into a responsible, protective adult, you will nurse it through its senescence and it will pass away loving you as much as it did the day you brought it home. You don't get this kind of closure with *****.

You can also get drunk and take DO NOT APPROVE while they're around, forget to feed them every now and again, let them go months at a time without a bath, tie them up in the street while you go shopping, and leave them alone and unsupervised from an early age ... all without attracting the attention of the social services. Dogs won't discuss intimate details of your life with other dogs, and even if they do the other dogs won't be able to tell their humans what a pig you are.

Your dog will never call you names, resent that you don't make as much money as their friends' parents, or put you in a retirement home. Your dog will accept discipline when you give it, and will learn from its mistakes.

Puppies have long memories when it comes to important things, like: it's not OK to go through the garbage, no matter how good it smells; but very short memories for unimportant things like: I was just going through the garbage and that bitch/bastard yelled at me. Human ***** are the exact reverse.

Musical ~ West Side Story

Gentleman Actor ~ Sean Connery

Female Actress ~ Milla Jovovich

Male TV Actor ~David Boreanaz

Color ~ Red and Purple

Music ~ Cuban and Latino dance. basically ALL except country

Porno ~ male ejaculations via masturbation

Movie ~ Full Metal Jacket and Platoon

drink ~  anything with Tequila MARGARITIAS BEST!!!!

Season ~ Summer

Vacation Spot ~ Beach a  little island on the  Atlantic Coast ....................... Guess which one ;-)

Obsession ~ Thigh high BOOTS - HELL ALL BOOTS

Vegetable ~ Sugar Snap peas and Green Beans

Fruit ~ JUICY PEACHES

NATURE ~ SUNSETS and fresh rain

Candy ~ SUGAR DADDYS

Flower ~ Orcharid

FOOD ~ Lobster. soft shell Crabs. OYSTERS

++++++++++++++++++ but most favorite thing is ALL the COMMENTS ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

nothing finer than silk rubbing against my clit ~~ I believe there is a wet spot

white panties ~~ innocent or not?

1- Where is most exciting place you've had sex?  Bella~ in public, within 15 feet of campers in next site, on picnic table. in federal campground.  Island ~  same was with Bella

2-  Males how many wads have you blown at one time ? Bella ~ n/a. Island ~ 4, ask Bella

3- Whats most romantic/perveted pick up line used? Did it work? Bella ~ Am I moist or is it hot in here?/ nope. Island ~  says has no game. Can't recall using one or having it work.

4- Ever do the 3am walk of shame? Bella ~ nope, sleepover. Island ~ yep.

5- Most arousing feature that attracts you enough to aproach a stranger? Bella ~ eyes and nice ass. Island ~ eyes,hair, demenor

6- Ever blow and Go? Bella ~ nope. Island ~ nope.

7- Ever leave a female hanging? Bella ~ nope. Island ~ yep

8- Longest sex session? Bella ~ 4 hours. Island ~ 4 hours.

9- Any regrets for the one that got away? Bella ~ some. Island ~ no .

10- Most favorite sexual act you couldn't live with out? Bella ~ having sexual intercourse. Island ~ Eating pussy

11- Do you think masturbating is cheating? Or a healthy addtion to your sex life? Bella ~ Cheating. Island ~ Healthy

12- Do you get embarassed in sex shops when asked if you need assistance? Bella ~ no i get hit on by sales reps male and female. Island ~ at first but not now

13- Ever been disappionted with sexual partner and lied to them? Bella ~ yes. Island ~ yes

14- Strangest male or female anatamony ever seen? Bella ~ guy with two working dicks in Playgirl magazine. Island ~ long narrow hanging breasts

15- Craziest sexual act ever seen or participated in? Bella ~ threesome with old friend. Island ~ same I was there.

16- Worst sexual act ever been involved in? Bella ~ couple swap that was epic fail. Island ~ AGREED.

17- Longest sexual dry spell ?  Bella ~ months. Island ~ months

18- Ever take applications for a sexual partner?Bella ~ no but would be fun. Island ~ LOL

19- Ever been denied a sexual advance? Bella ~ frequently.  Island ~ yes.

20- Wonder what Bella and Island will do with this info? Bella ~ well I won't write a tell all book, jeeezzzz. Island ~ masturbate

That was fun to share  ~~~  We still won't tell.............

I have always had this strong desire to have music playing when having sex. My whole body projects the rythm and beat of the music.

Music always aids with my dirty dancing, body grinding,and relaxes all my muscles~~ including those hot strong pussy muscles. I maintain

excellent Pussy Control ;-)

I can dance my ass off.......that is one of my attractive gifts. I have always said you can tell how good someone will be in bed if the can dance and

keep perfect time and rythm.

The music I always choose is slow with deep thumping and can body grin to it~~ this rythm music makes me become warm wet and moist.

I also consider Cuban or Latino rythm music~ they for me provide an arising sex appeal to radiant from my body. It is as if my body is

floating above the clouds.

A third choice would be something that had personal meaning ~~ it brought back a memory or a sensation that was earth moving. 

Examples:

Turn Out the Lights~ World Class Wrecking Crew

Bailando~~Enrique Iglesias

Do I Wanna Know? ~~Arctic Monkeys

Hips Don't Lie ~~Shakira

Little Girls Eyes ~~Lenny Kravitz

What's The Matter? ~~Milo Greene

Wildest Moments ~~Jessie Ware

Like I'm Gonna Loose You ~~Meghan Trainor

One More Night ~~ Phil Collins

Fallin ~~ Alicia Keys

Wicked Games ~~ The Weekend

Gasolina ~~Daddy Y Yankee

Motivation ~~ Kelly Rowland

++++ Just a few+++++

Hey, yo, Jason
Say somethin' to her
Holla at her

I got one question
How do you fit all that... in them jeans?


You know what to do with that big fat butt

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Just a little bit of... swing

Patty cake, Patty cake
With no hands
Got me in this club making wedding plans
If I take pictures while you do your dance
I can make you famous on Instagram

Hot damn it
Your booty like two planets
Go head, and go ham sandwich
Whoa, I can't stand it

'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Just a little bit of... swing

Cadillac, Cadillac, pop that trunk
Let's take a shot
Alley oop that dunk
Tired of working that 9 to 5
Oh baby let me come and change your life

Hot damn it
Your booty like two planets
Go head, and go ham sandwich
Whoa, I can't stand it

'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
(Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
(Shake it, shake it girl)
Just a little bit of
(Little bit of, little bit of, little bit of swing!)

Shake what your mama gave you
Misbehave you
I just wanna strip you, dip you, flip you, bubble bathe you
What they do
Taste my rain drops, K boo
Now what you will and what you want and what you may do
Completely separated,
Till I deeply penetrate it
Then I take it out and wipe it off
Eat it, ate it, love it, hate it
Overstated, underrated, everywhere I've been
Can you wiggle, wiggle for the D, O, double G, again?

Come on baby
Turn around (turn around, turn around, turn around)
You're rock star girl
Take a bow (take a bow, take a bow, take a bow)
It's just one thing that's killing me
How'd you get that in them jeans?

You know what to do with that big fat butt

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
(Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
(Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
(Shake it, shake it girl)
Just a little bit of
(Little bit of, wiggle wiggle)
Wiggle, wiggle

Now make it clap
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Now make it clap
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Make it clap
(Baby when you do it like that)
Just a little bit of
Now make it clap
No hands baby, make it clap, clap, clap
(Like swing)

Damn, baby, you got a bright future behind you

 

So what we smoke weed?
We’re just having fun
We don’t care who sees
So what we go out?
That’s how it's supposed to be
Living young and wild and free

Uh, Uh huh
So what I keep ‘em rolled up?
Saggin’ my pants, not caring what I show
Keep it real with my *****
Keep it player for these hoes
And look clean don't it?
Washed it the other day, watch how you lean on it
Give me some 501 jeans on it
Roll joints bigger than King Kong’s fingers
And smoke them hoes down ’til they stingers
You a class clown and if I skip for the day
I’m with your bitch smokin’ grade A

You know what?
It’s like I’m 17 again
Peach fuzz on my face
Lookin’, on the case
Tryna find a hella taste
Oh my god, I’m on the chase, Chevy
It's gettin’ kinda heavy, relevant, sellin’ it
Dippin’ away, time keeps slippin’ away
Zip in the safe, flippin’ for pay
Tippin’ like I’m drippin’ in paint
Up front, four blunts, like, “Khalifa put the weed in a J”


And I don't even care
Cause if me and my team in there
There's gonna be some weed in the air
Tell 'em Mac

Blowin' everywhere we goin' and now you knowin'
When I step right up, get my lighter so I can light up

That's how it should be done
Soon as you thinkin' you're down
Find how to turn things around
Now things are lookin' up

From the ground up, pound up, this Taylor Gang
So turn my sound up and mount up and do my thang

Now I'm chillin', fresh outta class, feelin'
Like I'm on my own and I could probably own a building
Got my own car, no job, no *****
Had a science project, me and Mac killed it

T-H-C, M-A-C, D-E-V, H-D-3, high as me
This is us, we gon' fuss
And we gon' fight and we gon' roll
And live off life

Yeah, roll one, smoke one
When you live like this you’re supposed to party
Roll one, smoke one, and we all just having fun
So we just, roll one, smoke one
When you live like this you’re supposed to party
Roll one, smoke one, and we all just having fun

 

If your lips are moving, if your lips are moving
If your lips are moving, then you're lyin', lyin', lyin', babe
If your lips are moving, if your lips are moving
If your lips are moving then you're lyin', lyin', lyin', babe

Boy, look at me in my face
Tell me that you're not just about this bass
You really think I could be replaced?
Nah... I come from outer space
And I'm a classy girl
I'm a hold it up
You full of something but it ain't love
And what we got is straight overdue
Go find somebody new

You can buy me diamond earrings
And deny-ny-ny, ny-ny-ny, deny-ny
But I smell her on your collar so goodbye-bye-bye
Bye-bye-bye

I know you're lyin
'Cause your lips are movin
Tell me do you think I'm dumb?
I might be young
But I ain't stupid
Talking round in circles with your tongue
I gave you bass, you gave me sweet talk
Saying how I'm your number one
But I know you're lyin
'Cause your lips are movin
Baby, don't ya know I'm done

If your lips are moving, if your lips are moving
If your lips are moving, then you're lyin', lyin', lyin', babe
If your lips are moving, if your lips are moving
If your lips are moving, then you're lyin', lyin', lyin', babe

Hey, baby, don't you bring them tears
'Cause it's too late, too late, babe, oh
You only love me when you're here
You're so two-faced, two-faced, babe, oh

You can buy me diamond earrings
And deny-ny-ny, ny-ny-ny, deny-ny
But I smell her on your collar so goodbye-bye-bye
Bye-bye-bye

I know you're lyin
'Cause your lips are moving
Tell me do you think I'm dumb?
I might be young, but I ain't stupid
Talking round in circles with your tongue
I gave you bass, you gave me sweet talk
Saying how I'm your number one
But I know you're lyin
'Cause your lips are moving
Baby, don't ya know I'm done

Come on, say!

If your lips are moving, if your lips are moving
If your lips are moving, then you're lyin', lyin', lyin', babe
If your lips are moving (Alright now)
If your lips are moving (I wanna hear ya'll singing with me)
If your lips are moving
Then you're lyin', lyin', lyin', babe (Here we go!)

I know you're lyin
'Cause your lips are moving
Tell me do you think I'm dumb?
I might be young, but I ain't stupid
Talking round in circles with your tongue
I gave you bass, you gave me sweet talk
Saying how I'm your number one
But I know you're lyin
'Cause your lips are moving
Baby, don't you know I'm done


 

Let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on
You got the healing that I want
Just like they say it in the song
Until the dawn, let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on


We got this king size to ourselves
Don't have to share with no one else
Don't keep your secrets to yourself
It's karma sutra show and tell
Woah
There's loving in your eyes
That pulls me closer
It's so subtle, I'm in trouble
But I'd love to be in trouble with you


Let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on
You got the healing that I want
Just like they say it in the song
Until the dawn, let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on
You got to give it up to me
I'm screaming mercy, mercy please
Just like they say it in the song
Until the dawn, let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on


And when you leave me all alone
I'm like a stray without a home
I'm like a dog without a bone
I just want you for my own
I got to have you babe
Woah
There's loving in your eyes
That pulls me closer
It's so subtle, I'm in trouble
But I'd love to be in trouble with you


Let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on
I got that healing that you want
Just like they say it in the song
Until the dawn, let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on


Let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on
You got the healing that I want
Just like they say it in the song
Until the dawn, let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on
You got to give it up to me
I'm screaming mercy, mercy please
Just like they say it in the song
Until the dawn, let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on


 

Just experience one of the most intense orgasm sets.

My senses were overstimulated ~~ every nerve ending throughout my body exploded like a explosion.

Thank you so much ISLAND!!!

Sooooooooooo it seems I am trying to start a new phase on this site.

Women always ask men for tributes ~ they want to see men cum on their vids and pics. Dont get me wrong I enjoy them as well.

I think doing a return tribute to men that do this for women shows a mutual satisfaction and appreciation.

I asked a long term friend I meet on here if he would like one in return, he loved it. I used video he made tribute to me on and he couldn't of been

more pleased.

The phase I would like to see is more women asking men if they would like a tribute in return, this could be asked through the Private Messaging

Men please be open to the thought, some women may surprise you. I ask that you have some video or pics that ladies can use, I think that

would make it more arousing.

I'm trying to add some creativity to our sexual playground....................................

Open minded suggestions are like brain storming for the libdo ;-)

Bella