,,,,,,,,,,, RIGHT YOU ORRIBLE LOT ..................STAND IN LINE.................YOUUUUUUUUUUU YES UUUUUUUU LADDY............stu............and.....horny...........oc STANDS TO ATTENTION(nice cocks btw)...............ALAN THE AKIKI DAKI MAJOR then says...................grubs up..............guess whose been gookin tonight.THE TROOPS SAY I DNT FKN KNOW..............alaaaan then says BI-LADY IS WHIPIN US EGGS....................TRUDAYS COOKIN CROMA CRAB( OR SPREADIN THEM)..............JANEY IS COOKIN SUNDAY SAUSAGES)...............so thay all run outside...........alan n stu n horny n oc fall over..............oh no..............sax rides up on his bike...........scoops um up n takes um to lunch................so thay sit and eat..................

bry then takes off his pink fluffy cuffs..............noooooooooooo eids i dont love u no more...........i love sax............kat throws her new ring to me(il keep it safe lol) then kat mud wrestles with bryyyyyyyyyyyyy.............when that dont work.........beans gets added.............fill then  jumps in with a slice of toast................mrs wangs a fried egg on bry(carefull tiz bold lol)...........then..................sous jins in with jd shots.................(iv jumped out by now lol)...brb

sax then produces a ring(not his arse).....kat says yes baby...............then bry props up and says.........ne1 for kebab.........alan then pops no  n wacks bry with a frozen kipper and says no bry falls into eids arms................ohhhhhhhhh eids bry says iv missed you so much..........eids replys........i love u to bry...............brb

lol

new caffee opend................owners was fill....mrs and bi lady.............one day sexy sax and sexy kat  walked in and asked for english sausage fry up...............up pops up bry the master chef........would you like shrooms with that.............sax says no ty.......then sous pokes his head round saying.....would you like more beans mr taggart........sax n kitty says yes.........so mrs n fill n bi keep cooking,,,,,,,bi gets the whisk out..(for the eggs of course).........fill gets the hash growns out(lol).......mrs gets the sausage out(no pun intended)..............mr n mrs sax sits down with coffee......then........eids tattoo and steel comes and sings to them(in a speedy gonzalis voice) jussssstttttttt 11111111111 cornetto give it to meeeeeeeeeeeee ........then sax jumps up and asks bry the cheif.........marry meeeeeeeeeeeee..............next is to come lol

.............what peoples moods are..........we have stereo  typical perceptions of people( enough big words now iv head ache).....lol...........but.....eat your beans mr taggart