I have a remote control vibrator which is great for the train, car, aeroplane, boring meetings etc, if im out with my boyfriend and i have it i give him the remote control as its fun never knowing when he will use it, anyway we were driving along a motorway with me driving and he had the remote, he kept pressing it but not long enough for me to orgasm as he knew i would probably lose control of the car and crash, i looked in the rear view mirror and saw lots of blue lights looking down i realised i was doing 95 mph, so i pulled up on the motorway and had to sit in the back of a police car while they showed me the film of me speeding, just then the vibrator goes off, you bastard i thought i could see my car in front and my boyfriend in the front seat shaking with laughter, only this time it didnt turn off eventually i came and when i do i cant help closing my eyes and a small involuntary moan came from my lips, the policemen thought i was going to faint and called an ambulance even though i told them i was fine but because i couldnt explain my actions they insisted that i get checked out before letting me drive so i had to spend the next 2 hours in the local emergency department having urine samples checked and a medical examination. and to top it all when the doctors had given me the all clear the policeman was waiting to give me a speeding ticket

So you have seen all the vids on here and you would love to make your own one and put it on here but what if someone recognises you? there are ways round that, firstly dont make it at home go to a hotel for the night and make it there, if you dont want your face in it either dont tape your faces just the exciting bits or wear a mask there are lots of masks available on fetish sites that cover the whole head or face with just holes for mouth and eyes, ladies can go further by wearing eye shadow lipstick colors etc that they would normally never wear in pulic , if you have an editing suite you can either speed up or slow down the sound track very slightly to change the sound of your voice, if you have any scars tatoos etc cover them with skin tinted plasters and put one or two where you havent got any to fool people, if your fine lady is worried about her body after 3 ***** wear a basque or suspender belt etc to cover what she doesnt like or only film positions she is happy with.

As far as the filming goes remember to keep the camera as still as possible even if you are doing a pov its pretty annoying if your watching a great film but the camera keeps going from floor to ceiling to pussy to back of head etc we all know what we like to see in a movie. there are loads of free editing suites for video on the internet so you can cut out any bits you dont like and post us the best bits, tripods are useful as you can set the camera at any angle you want, and finally dont play music in the background lets hear those bed springs sing as you pound away much better than snoop dogg or 50 cent most people go to clubs to hear that not while watching porn we want to hear every moan squeal and slurp.

Well these are my ideas for good homemade porn if you disagree or agree let me know, i just hope this blog produces some porn we might never have seen otherwise,  its always better to watch people having sex because they want to and not because they are being paid to